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Ryan T. Yellow Bird 

  • Charlie the Penguin 
  • Jeksith337 
  • 4:27Jeksith337*I'm running away*
  • *falls down hole in tree*
  • *fall becomes slowed, by fall-slowing devices embedded in pants*
  • *ticking clock flies up past me*
  • *unhinged door zooms past*
  • brb
  • if your coming back
  • 4:31Charlie the Penguinoh whoops
  • just a sec
  • Welcome to the Angry Birds story Wiki chat 
  • 4:31Ryan T. Yellow Birdthere we go
  • 4:32Jeksith337k
  • *fall becomes fast again*
  • WHOOOOAAAAA
  • *falls into puddle of water*
  • 4:33Ryan T. Yellow BirdO.o
  • 4:33Jeksith337*(more like pool)
  • *gets up*
  • where am I?
  • *is in room full of doors*
  • 4:37Ryan T. Yellow Bird...
  • 4:38Jeksith337*sees giant table*
  • okay...
  • is it just me...
  • or am I swimming in a pet's drinking dish?
  • 4:40Ryan T. Yellow Birdwat
  • 4:40Jeksith337*gets out of pool*
  • *stares at name that says "do not use for swimming purr-poses
  • private water dish"
  • Me: okay, that's not normal
  • *backs up into plastic jug of cookies*
  • 4:43Ryan T. Yellow Birdo.o
  • 4:43Jeksith337*you are a cardsman, who I do not see*
  • (say something about me not supposed to be here)
  • (I don't see you until you say something)
  • one cookie wouldn't hurt..
  • but then again, it could be poisoned.
  • eh, every poison has a cure.
  • *is about to bite cookie*
  • 4:45Ryan T. Yellow Bird(i have no idea what im supposed to do)
  • (where are you?!)
  • 4:45Jeksith337(in a weird place in my head)
  • (I'm dreaming)
  • 4:46Ryan T. Yellow Bird(then why would i be there)
  • 4:46Jeksith337(say something like "you there, put the cookie down, your not supposed to be in here")
  • (because I am imagining you as a card)
  • (the Ace of Hearts)
  • 4:47Ryan T. Yellow BirdExcuse me, young red... ball? ...but i dont reccomend you eat that
  • think of those as a poison with NO cure
  • 4:47Jeksith337AAHH
  • your a...
  • a card.
  • (I'm lego)
  • how unusual.
  • and unnatural.
  • 4:48Ryan T. Yellow BirdUh, yes. Yes i am. Now, who are you?
  • 4:48Jeksith337umm...
  • Daniel...
  • Erimund.
  • 4:49Ryan T. Yellow Birdhm. Youre not from around here, are you?
  • 4:49Jeksith337and you?
  • 4:49Ryan T. Yellow BirdThey call me "The Cardsman"
  • 4:49Jeksith337oh.
  • wait
  • 4:49Ryan T. Yellow Birdbut my friends refer to me as Ryan
  • 4:49Jeksith337I can read your name.
  • Ace of Hearts.
  • the one card I DON'T have.
  • 4:50Ryan T. Yellow Birdhah. not really pal, thats the type of card i am, not my name.
  • 4:50Jeksith337well, who do you work for?
  • (Queen of Hearts)
  • 4:51Ryan T. Yellow BirdI don't work for people.
  • People work for me.
  • 4:51Jeksith337well, aren't you a knight?
  • 4:51Ryan T. Yellow BirdUh, no...
  • 4:51Jeksith337you've got to have a queen.
  • 4:51Ryan T. Yellow Birdhah. sorry pal, but thats not how we do around here.
  • 4:52Jeksith337okay...
  • 4:52Ryan T. Yellow Birdin this land, its every inanimate object for himself.
  • 4:52Jeksith337well, which door do I go through?
  • inanimate?
  • 4:52Ryan T. Yellow BirdDepends. Where are you bound?
  • 4:52Jeksith337doesn't matter.
  • anywhere I'm not tiny.
  • 4:53Ryan T. Yellow Birdoh, i see now.
  • you came from that portal up there
  • 4:53Jeksith337portal?
  • hmm.
  • most people call it a hole.
  • 4:53Ryan T. Yellow Birdgetting out isnt as easy as getting in.
  • 4:54Jeksith337is this like Alice in wonderland?
  • well, I fell down a tree.
  • there's a card/man in here
  • and the doors appear to be alive.
  • and that one's staring at me.
  • 4:55Ryan T. Yellow BirdWell, I've never seen "Alice in Wonderland", nor am I really sure what a "wonderland" is, but i reccomend you dont go near those doors.
  • 4:55Jeksith337I've got to try something.
  • *bites cookie*
  • *grows bigger*
  • WHOAAA
  • 4:56Ryan T. Yellow BirdI WARNED YOU
  • *runs*
  • EVERYONE DECK FOR COVER
  • 4:56Jeksith337*is as big as glass table*
  • I KNEW IT
  • aha, potion.
  • *drinks*
  • becomes regular size
  • 4:57Ryan T. Yellow Bird*lies flat on the ground* it's always the same when the visitors come 'o_
  • 'o_o' *
  • 4:58Jeksith337well, aren't you a little overdramatic?
  • it's not like I ate the whole thing.
  • boy, that would be a tall me.
  • 4:58Ryan T. Yellow Birdyes, but now my house of cards will have to be rebuilt for the seventh time.
  • and yes, i am aware that i am a card living in a house of cards.
  • 4:59Jeksith337that's cannabalism
  • 4:59Ryan T. Yellow Birdno its not
  • cannabalism would be if i ate them
  • 5:00Jeksith337well, off to underland's weird adventures.
  • 5:00Ryan T. Yellow Birdand besides, they're not alive.
  • im the one of my kind
  • 5:00Jeksith337what happened to the Spade?
  • Ace of Spades?
  • 5:00Ryan T. Yellow Bird*has flashback* he took an ace of spades to himself. O.O
  • *quivers*
  • 5:01Jeksith337he killed himself...
  • with gardening equipment.
  • 5:01Ryan T. Yellow Birdno, the jester killed him with an actual spade.
  • 5:01Jeksith337this place gets weirder the longer I stay.
  • 5:01Ryan T. Yellow Birdthat jester is a lunatic
  • 5:02Jeksith337and he was the jack of Hearts, I'm guessing.
  • 5:02Ryan T. Yellow Birdbingo
  • 5:02Jeksith337hey, I play my cards right.
  • question.
  • 5:03Ryan T. Yellow BirdAsk away.
  • 5:03Jeksith337why is there a chest in that pool/dish
  • I noticed there's a wooden chest.
  • but I never opened it.
  • 5:03Ryan T. Yellow BirdNo one knows, but we were told by a mysterious stanger to never open or move it.
  • or there will be disasterous results
  • my job is to make sure no one opens it
  • 5:04Jeksith337like that?
  • 5:04Ryan T. Yellow Birdand i intend to do so
  • 5:04Jeksith337*chest is open, and bowl is tipped over*
  • 5:04Ryan T. Yellow BirdWAHT
  • Did you do that?!
  • 5:04Jeksith337NO
  • I just touched in and it flipped it over!
  • it*
  • 5:05Ryan T. Yellow Bird-.-
  • 5:05Jeksith337*water starts filling room*
  • OH DEAR
  • WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
  • 5:05Ryan T. Yellow Birdmy opinion on tourists stands as strong as ever...
  • Alright kid, we gotta get out of here.
  • 5:06Jeksith337*eats cookie*
  • 5:06Ryan T. Yellow BirdNO PLEASE DONT
  • 5:06Jeksith337HAVE TO OPEN...
  • 5:06Ryan T. Yellow BirdDX
  • 5:06Jeksith337GIANT...
  • DOOR..
  • *opens giant door*
  • 5:07Ryan T. Yellow Birdlistening to people's just not your thing, eh? -_-
  • 5:07Jeksith337*water flows out of room*
  • *and into ocean*
  • 5:07Ryan T. Yellow Birdmaybe i should just build this house out of bricks like a normal person
  • *thinking to self* and maybe find a way to close that portal...
  • 5:07Jeksith337*you are pulled unto shore by water exiting room*
  • *is back to (smaller than) normal size*
  • 5:08Ryan T. Yellow BirdWell, you saved my life kid. But you also almost ended it, so I don't really owe you anything.
  • hah, im just kidding
  • but seriously, if i say dont go near something, dont go near it
  • am i clear?
  • 5:09Jeksith337yes
  • *you notice I'm smaller than normal*
  • 5:10Ryan T. Yellow BirdHey is it just me or where you taller than me a minute ago
  • 5:10Jeksith337yeah
  • magic cookie
  • 5:10Ryan T. Yellow Birdplease dont eat any more of those...
  • 5:11Jeksith337(I am just tall enough to fit in bottle)
  • i swear
  • 5:11Ryan T. Yellow Birdok
  • 5:11Jeksith337this bottle gets bigger the more i talk.
  • 5:11Ryan T. Yellow Birdwhere did that bottle come from...?
  • 5:12Jeksith337potion.
  • it fell off the table.
  • i don't know what it does though.
  • but, it might be a good way to rid of annoying guests.
  • put them in a potion bottle that's empty.
  • 5:13Ryan T. Yellow Birdwell....
  • 5:13Jeksith337sounds like a mad scientist trick.
  • 5:14Ryan T. Yellow Birdi SURE havent met any annoying guests before...
  • 5:15Jeksith337well, let me know when you find one.
  • and how my idea worked.
  • 5:15Ryan T. Yellow Bird
  • *thinking* how does he not get my sarcasm
  • 5:16Jeksith337now, where are we anyway
  • 5:17Ryan T. Yellow Birdwell, right now youre standing in front of my home
  • but this place is what they call "Redmond Manor"
  • this room, however, is the only safe one.
  • outside, there are giants bigger than you have ever seen
  • and if they ever see us moving, who knows what they might do?!
  • 5:18Jeksith337well, we'll see about that.
  • I've seen some pretty big giants.
  • 5:18Ryan T. Yellow BirdWhat do you mean?
  • oh
  • im sure you havent seen ones this big
  • theres this red one with these orange goggle things
  • this giant green thing with a diaper
  • this yellow blur thingy...
  • its scary
  • O.o
  • 5:20Jeksith337hmm.
  • 5:20Ryan T. Yellow Birddont get me started on the cats...
  • 5:20Jeksith337cats?!
  • 5:20Ryan T. Yellow Birdthey ate my friend Jack
  • 5:21Jeksith337hmm, what's this?
  • 5:21Ryan T. Yellow Birdwell, one of the jacks
  • theres a bunch
  • 5:21Jeksith337*holds device*
  • *it looks like my Fall-slowing devices.
  • 5:21Ryan T. Yellow Birdmy friend was the jack of spades
  • 5:21Jeksith337only, insanely huge.
  • 5:22Ryan T. Yellow BirdLook kid, you want out of here, I want to not die, so if there's any way I can help you go back to... well, wherever you came from, let me know.
  • 5:23Jeksith337well, I'd say...
  • WATER!
  • *glass spills*
  • *puts you in bottle*'
  • STAY
  • 5:24Ryan T. Yellow BirdAAAHHHH
  • WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING
  • 5:24Jeksith337*uses strength to keep bottle out of water*
  • SAVING YOUR BUTT.
  • even though i can't swim.
  • 5:24Ryan T. Yellow Bird1. I have no butt 2. HOW IS THIS SAVING ME
  • 3. What are you saving me from?!
  • 5:25Jeksith337*bottle is over water*
  • 5:25Ryan T. Yellow Birddude, i can float
  • 5:25Jeksith337*room is beginning to fill*
  • 5:25Ryan T. Yellow Birdi just got laminated last week
  • 5:25Jeksith337okay...
  • well, then crawl out the top, mr "i don't need your- *blub blub blub*
  • 5:26Ryan T. Yellow BirdMy name is Cardsman.
  • *doesnt fit through top of bottle*
  • 5:26Jeksith337*the bottle is now just floating around*
  • 5:26Ryan T. Yellow Bird*rages*
  • 5:27Jeksith337* top comes off*
  • 5:27Ryan T. Yellow Bird*tries to roll up to fit out but cant
  • dang lamination plastic!
  • 5:27Jeksith337*you are now floating*
  • *bottle is in two*
  • 5:27Ryan T. Yellow Bird*no, i cant get out*
  • * *
  • oh wait
  • oh the bottle is in two
  • nevermind
  • *floats out*
  • *goes home*
  • i wonder what happened to that guy
  • Jeksith337 has flown Away. 
  • 5:29Ryan T. Yellow Birdoh well, at least no ones around to kill me anymore
  • :O
  • Jeksith337 has flown In. 
  • 5:29Ryan T. Yellow Bird*yawns*
  • 5:30Jeksith337*I am now trapped in ice cocoon*
  • 5:30Ryan T. Yellow Bird*rebuilds house*
  • 5:31Jeksith337me: man, that card was rude.
  • 5:31Ryan T. Yellow Birdme: man that guy was rude.
  • 5:32Jeksith337well, at least he's at sea, doing absolutely something.
  • 5:32Ryan T. Yellow Birdwell, at least he's gone. he probably found his way back
  • ive got to find a way to close that portal
  • i cant risk anymore of these visitors
  • hmmm
  • aha!
  • 5:33Jeksith337with my luck, he probably closed the portal.
  • 5:33Ryan T. Yellow Bird*puts cookie bag under portal, clogging it*
  • there.
  • *rebuilds house*
  • ah, peace
  • 5:34Jeksith337well, I guess ill just die of hypothermia, I can't move
  • and, there's no hear=t.
  • heat*
  • oh, dear.
  • 5:34Ryan T. Yellow Bird*another card swims over*
  • *is jack of spades*
  • Who the heck are you?
  • 5:35Jeksith337(muffled): HELP!!!
  • I'M FREEZING.
  • 5:35Ryan T. Yellow Bird*takes out spade*
  • *breaks ice*
  • are you okay?
  • 5:36Jeksith337thank you.
  • I'm fine
  • boy, that Ace of Hearts is RUDE.
  • 5:36Ryan T. Yellow BirdAce? HE'S ALIVE?!
  • :O
  • 5:36Jeksith337yeah.
  • 5:37Ryan T. Yellow BirdOH MY GOSH I CANT BELIVE I- wait did you say rude?
  • 5:37Jeksith337and by now he's probably plugging up a "portal"
  • 5:37Ryan T. Yellow BirdAce isn't rude...
  • 5:37Jeksith337he's grumpy.
  • 5:37Ryan T. Yellow BirdGrumpy how?
  • 5:38Jeksith337he wanted me gone
  • and wouldn't even tell me how to get home
  • 5:38Ryan T. Yellow Bird...I think I'll go talk to him.
  • ACE!
  • 5:38Jeksith337and then didn't even give a care when I almost drowned while saving his life.
  • 5:38Ryan T. Yellow BirdMe: JACK?!
  • Oh btw I changed it to Cardsman
  • Jack: oh lol
  • anyway,
  • were you not telling this guy how to get home?
  • Me: Believe me, I tried
  • he wouldnt listen to me though
  • 5:40Jeksith337excuse me
  • you didn't even care.
  • 5:40Ryan T. Yellow BirdI DID.
  • 5:40Jeksith337and so you let me NEARLY DROWN?!
  • 5:40Ryan T. Yellow BirdI was about to tell you then you shoved me in a bottle
  • and i didnt know you were drowing
  • drowning*
  • i thought you had found a way out or something
  • Jack: It seems to me like you don't like this guy very much
  • 5:41Jeksith337weel, when you don't see somebody for 5 minutes, and your in water, at least TRY to care, even if you haven't met them before.
  • 5:42Ryan T. Yellow BirdMe: I didn't say that, Jack, I just dont like it when people ignore me
  • 5:42Jeksith337ignore you?
  • 5:42Ryan T. Yellow BirdAlso, he's really sensitive and if I make ONE mistake he assumes im some villain
  • 5:43Jeksith337well, 5 mistakes
  • 5:43Ryan T. Yellow BirdJack: 5?
  • 5:43Jeksith337one, you were rude about me accidentally knocking a pool over
  • 2, you corrected me several times.
  • 5:44Ryan T. Yellow Bird1, you almost killed me
  • 5:44Jeksith337when I tried to save you, you hated it.
  • 5:44Ryan T. Yellow Bird2, youre welcome
  • 3, you werent saving me
  • 5:44Jeksith3374, when I broke the bottle, you were a big jerk about it
  • 5:45Ryan T. Yellow Birdgimme one example
  • 5:45Jeksith3375, you left me to freeze into a Dan-cicle
  • 5:45Ryan T. Yellow BirdI DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FREEZING
  • 5:46Jeksith337really, in the OCEAN?
  • 5:46Ryan T. Yellow Birdwe were right next to the died
  • 5:46Jeksith337the what?
  • 5:47Ryan T. Yellow BirdJack: It seems to me, Red Bird, that you're just a little over sensi
  • tide*
  • sensitive*
  • 5:47Jeksith337well, I play the Ace of Spades.
  • 5:47Ryan T. Yellow BirdJack: Why dont you just come with me and ill find you a way out of here
  • 5:47Jeksith337*Ace Of Spades appears*
  • Spade: HELLO AGAIN!
  • *is holding regular card version*
  • 5:48Ryan T. Yellow BirdMe: OH NO
  • Jack: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!
  • 5:48Jeksith337no
  • he's me
  • 5:48Ryan T. Yellow Bird...
  • 5:48Jeksith337at least, when I summon him via card.
  • magic card.
  • summons either a spade weapon, does nothing, or a card-man
  • I can bring back all your card friends with a pack of these.
  • anyway
  • I'm going.
  • 5:51Ryan T. Yellow BirdMe: I see...
  • 5:51Jeksith337*runs off*
  • 5:52Ryan T. Yellow BirdJack: You dont know where youre going
  • 5:52Jeksith337*bumps into Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
  • Me: OH!
  • um...
  • hello.
  • 5:52Ryan T. Yellow BirdMe: All we have to do is go to the top of my house for you to go back through the portal...
  • 5:52Jeksith337(you be one of the tweedles)
  • 5:52Ryan T. Yellow BirdJack: *whispering* I guess you're right, he doesnt listen...
  • 5:53Jeksith337(i am too far away to hear you)
  • (I'm off in woods)
  • 5:53Ryan T. Yellow BirdTweedle Dee: Hello sir, we will not bother you. *both walk away*
  • Me: *runs over*
  • Dude, cmon, we can get you outta here
  • fudge gtg

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